Kids say the darndest things.

Don't they?

I mean, I experience this all the time with J, my little 3 going on 13 year old. The things he says absolutely shocks me.

It should have been of no surprise to me when he promptly proclaimed that I was a "meanie stinky mommy butter face stinks" and that his dad was "way better than you 'cause he's the best and you're not" in the cutest sing song voice ever.

It probably wasn't the greatest disguise of laughter ever as I put him in time out and told him that we don't call names. Hell, he even scored some points in creativity on those.

Stinky Mommy Butter Face out.